Just couldn't resist this - It has been in my head all night.

TIE A YELLOW RIBBON ROUND THE OLD HARBOUR WALL

I'm comin' home, I've done my trip
Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine
If you received my text telling you I'd soon be home
Then you'll know just what to do
If you still want me

Whoa, tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old harbour wall
It's been three long weeks
Do ya still want me (still want me)
If I don't see a ribbon 'round the old harbour wall
I'll stay on the boat
Forget about us
Put the blame on me
If I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round the old harbour wall

Alan, please look for me
'cause I couldn't bear to see what I might see
I'm really still on board
And my love, she holds the key
A simple yellow ribbon's what I need to set me free
I text and told her please

Whoa, tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old harbour wall
It's been three long weeks
Do ya still want me (still want me)
If I don't see a ribbon 'round the old harbour wall
I'll stay on the boat
Forget about us
Put the blame on me
If I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round the old harbour wall

Now the whole damned boat is cheerin' (Well Alan anyway)
And I can't believe I see
A hundred yellow ribbons 'round the old harbour wall

I'm comin' home, mmm, mmm

Good old cheesy song. Good happy ending.
Sailing by
CNG